Posted 9 hours ago

jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

Posted 9 hours ago

byakugone:

the best line in all of naruto 

Posted 9 hours ago
aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

(Source: sovietnam)

Posted 10 hours ago

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

(Source: cady94)

Posted 10 hours ago

nagisasbitch:

captainarlert:

I always forget that sports anime antagonists aren’t actually evil villains…because it’s just a sport.

[protagonist voice] it’s not just a sport *clenches fists* it’s my life

Posted 10 hours ago
mister-lex:

After Elizabeth opens the wrong tear, Booker must defeat Comstock- on the field

mister-lex:

After Elizabeth opens the wrong tear, Booker must defeat Comstock- on the field

(Source: mister-fink)

Posted 1 day ago

captainhanni:

commission: casper for scumstains! 

Posted 1 day ago

melkior:

send hELP

Posted 1 day ago

incendiaryshogun:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

As a necromancer, I and my ilk thank you.

Posted 1 day ago

moondoughnut:

who even gets up at 6am by choice??? what does the world even have to offer at 6am???? the answer is nothing

(Source: moonsmoothie)