Posted 6 hours ago

thesociallyawkwardgatsby:

i see you drivin round town with the man i love and i’m like

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old sport

Posted 6 hours ago

richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

(Source: markpellegrinoh)

Posted 6 hours ago

monstersinthestars:

that is an excellent question

(also thank you so much!  you’re such a sweetheart ububu)

Posted 6 hours ago

tragicvillain:

You don’t get presents on your birthday because you were born, you get presents as rewards for still being alive. 

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(Source: norsegays)

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago
  1. me: *saves videogame*
  2. me:
  3. me:
  4. me: did i save
Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

bradstuck:

My adventures as a mayor.

Posted 11 hours ago

deermary:

Red tailed black cockatoo females (Calyptorhynchus banksii) of Austrailia

Posted 11 hours ago